Turned To Darkness – Part III
After what seems a millennium The Count has risen. A full brown moon is out and nuggets will be spillin’. …
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Turned To Darkness – Part II
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …
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Turned To Darkness – Part I
Darkness fell upon the bowl… As The Wizard arrived to reap souls. He prays on the innocent who have no …
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Count Dumpula Strikes!
So once again it’s that time of year… The Count searches for the poofect rear. Halloween is upon us, meaning …
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Filling The Pumpkin
Oh boy oh boy, it’s time for Halloween. The best time to eject from my spleen. My pumpkin is carved …
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Dry Doodoo
Today I took a poo that was so dry… Like a thunderstorm, it would crack the sky. No moisture was …
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Breakfast of Bog
What’s for breakfast? Is it crappy crepes? Like Count Dumpula’s tumbling brown apes? Or is it boring toast slathered in …
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Virtual Book Launch!
When we write pooetry, we remain steadfast and staunch. So we want you to know we’re having a virtual book launch! …
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Sudden Public Attack
I was in a crowded shop when I felt the pooey pangs. It was as if Count Dumpula had bitten …
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Tried So Hard
Ever tried so hard but to no avail? Releasing your brown at the pace of a snail? Well, fear not …
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Between The Pipes
It’s been a while between the pipes. A blockage so big, I need more wipes. First round was easy, just …
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A Pooetry Collaboration: The Shit of a Thousand Wipes
Something was wrong south of the border. I could tell by my pungent and moist ripsnorter. The temperature was spicy …
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Coffee Coffee
This is a joint effort pooem between Shizhard Wizard and Count Dumpula! Coffee coffee the magical goop. The more you …
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