Mississippi Steamboat
What you are about to read is a true story. Forever remembered in all its poo glory. It’s a tale …
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Cerveza y Frijoles no Bueno
There I was bent over cheeks a quiver. Trying to squeeze the gunk from my liver. Right when I thought …
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The Aft-Turd-Math
This shit was almost too late a decision. Not much intestinal precision. Excrement against porcelain in high-speed collision. Six wipes …
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Can’t We All Just Get Along?
Why do people soil the seat? It’s where we sit with planted cheeks. In times of need and in a …
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What a Gentleman
The dude in the cubicle next to mine… Just finished and flushed away his slime. Then I heard him using …
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Next To Godliness
They say cleanliness is next to godliness. A drink coaster saves me from the obvious. You see no one wants …
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Quirky Feeling
Lately I’ve felt the need for adult diapers. I feel like my job is a full-time butt wiper. Something’s not …
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Brown Splatters
Brown splatters, a sickly batter. Why does this brown mess matter? Eruption sudden, a rush and floodin’. I rapidly press …
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Snags Kablamo
I could feel within a furious brown. Kicking and screaming before it crowned. Without hesitation, I left the bay. To …
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Dingleberried Treasure
The extraction of this fecal lump. Left my rectum in quite a slump. Dragging out the dingleberry slug. It had …
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A Work of Shart
Nice and easy is how it went. Little to no energy was spent. A small backfire sent the poo sliding. …
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