Quirky Feeling

Lately I’ve felt the need for adult diapers.
I feel like my job is a full-time butt wiper.

Something’s not right, something’s unusual.
Down south it feels totally inexcusable.

Maybe it’s these new undies, soft and silky.
Cos between my cheeks it feels a bit milky.

Every now and then I head down to the loo.
And check these undies for signs of poo.

Each time I come up squeaky clean.
No horrid browns or slightly unseen.

I’m putting this down as a poopy puzzle.
Or maybe my butt needs it’s own muzzle?

Pure Pooetry

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