Nice and easy is how it went.
Little to no energy was spent.
A small backfire sent the poo sliding.
Not a single nugget went into hiding.
The angle was right and it slid down the back…
of the porcelain from straight out my crack.
Then stench was small and hardly offensive.
A poo like this must be very expensive.
Minimal wiping to clean the mess…
of this work of shart without any stress.
It’s the Mona Lisa of Poo, painted without a brush.
Like all good artists… the excess I shall flush.