Putrid and Rotten
The stinkiest of shits I have just done. Such a revolting stench leaving my bum. I don’t know how and …
The Horrible Mud Hog
I’m out on a stroll, walking my dog. Feeling pretty good, I have a little jog. The sun is out, …
The Ghastly Appoorition Returns
The ghastly appoorition has returned. My bowels have simply not learned. I failed to eat well. My rear emits a …
A Barrage of Brown
A barrage of brown, came flooding my town. The torrential downpour was headed southbound. It filled the bowl, and drained …
Doodoo Debt
I ask you, is there no greater issue… Than being without toilet tissue? When you’ve expelled the chocolate fudge… And …
Flash Fecal Flooding
Last night I devoured some delicious pasta. This morn it came back ten times faster. Yes, it was like eating …
Converted To Chum
As I sit and expel the sloshes of Hell. I detect a dreadful wafting smell. I swear I wasn’t eating …
Half A Tonne
The day is nearly done. As is the goo in my bum. It’s been cooking for hours. Gaining it’s stinky …
On The Cusp
On the cusp of all the guests arriving… A brown unloading, I was not desiring. But lo and behold, I …
Caca-Curse
It slips and it slops, it’s a tricky greasy plop. It squirts and hurts, this prickly brown dirt. Now I …
Sliders / Telepootation
I built myself a teleport machine. Not just to keep my ass nice and clean… But so I can poop …
After-Grog Bog
That was the cleanest AGB I’ve ever seen. So smooth as it left, no splash no steam. A few moments …
Brown Queef Grief
I wash my hands then brush my teeth. Time to deposit a stinky brown queef. But it’s come too soon, …
Stink Begone!
Cubicle next to me is now occupied. Some grubby sneakers below I spied. I hear the sound of splashing rocks. …
Too Close To The Sun / Fecal at Sea
I went too far this time, I flew too close to The Sun. Two double espressos equal a rumbling in …
