A Rumbling Below
A rumbling from down below… Signals something’s about to blow! Was it that Mexican enchilada? That made me a master …
Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
The Big Brown Boa
A gusty southerly began to blow. Churning the brown seas to and fro. Monsoonal brown rain also fell. Accompanied by …
Stubborn Brown Chunks
A big blast of urine was not enough. To substitute the power of the flush. Clinging to the bowl’s inner …
Big Steaming Pile
Wow… the size of that deuce was truly epic. Almost as huge as this current pandemic. The ghastly smell made …
Big Mistake
This golden brown strumpet… I just blasted with a trumpet. Glistening in a rusty dark hue… From my rear it …
Brown Smoothie
Dude, I just took the biggest deuce of my life. It’s so goddamn big my anus is in strife. I …
The Big Shattering Trouble
Whoever says size does not matter… Has never seen their deuce do a bowl shatter. I just released a mighty …
On The Wall
While taking a dump, it caught my eye. Something on the wall, and not a fly. And it wasn’t graffiti …
