A big blast of urine was not enough.
To substitute the power of the flush.
Clinging to the bowl’s inner wall…
Was a sight disdained by all!
This grotty substance was firmly stuck.
I prayed this flush would erase the muck.
I pressed the button and hoped for the best.
But alas I was cursed and not blessed.
The brown chunks stared back in defiance.
As if mocking me, refusing compliance.
They are stuck like barnacles to my white whale.
I try scrubbing with the brush, but to no avail!
I’m Captain Ahab and I must clear the poop deck!
I insist my vessel be free of brown specks!
Who dared leave the toilet in this sorry state?
Toward their chunks, I feel fuming hate!
It is completely uncouth, disgusting and base.
I’ll force them to clean this with their face!
But then I had the terrible and horrid realisation…
It was I who left these grotesque encrustations!