A terrifying display of fecal power, as chocolate rain began to shower.

It was a storm reaching critical mass, a fecal deluge from out my ass.

The storm grew stronger and the wind did blow, sending brown debris… to and fro.

The throne was devastated with all the carnage, completely coated in slimey varnish.

Such a horrible sight should never be seen.  I escaped unscathed but require Vasoline.