Something has given me the runs. It’s been going for hours and it isn’t fun.

My stomach growls and starts to bubble, then I find myself in trouble.

Explosions are heard with gushing splatter. How can I get rid of this rectal batter?

The gushing splatter turns into spicy drizzle. Then my coight it starts to sizzle.

Chunks and splatter seem to take turns, I don’t know what I’ll do with my third degree burns.

Oh the pain… what have I done? I think I’ve just shat out the sun.