My stomach grumbled telling me it was time. All the caffeine I consumed had my bowels primed.
So I made my way to that porcelain chair, where I can open my bowels and make stink in the air.
There was quite a noise as the nuggets exploded. A smell that was thick like a dead body eroded.
I couldn’t tell you how many shots were fired, all I know is now I’m tired.
This isn’t the end is all I can say. I know I’ll be back with more severe rectal spray.