A Home Run

This will be a most epic shat. It feels like my bowels contain a baseball bat.

I sit on down and begin to relax, my anus opens and I make scat.

But to my surprise things go very easy, l make a giant turd that’s very greasy.

I look in the water to see what I’ve done, without a doubt I hit a home run.

Pure Pooetry

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