Buttered Crack
Something I ate must have been too greasy. Now down south I’m feeling a little uneasy. Either that or the …
Something I ate must have been too greasy. Now down south I’m feeling a little uneasy. Either that or the …
Man oh man was I in pain, while struggling to stop the chocolate rain. I had to run three flights …
I am thankful I don’t have anuses for eyes. Brown weeping would dribble with my cries. It’s a damn good thing …
The tear scare happened and you should have seen my face. Between the paper and butthole my finger did misplace. …
I just gave birth to a Goliath-sized poop. But the size is not how lowly I did stoop. The stink …
The heatwave is gone but it’s still quite hot… To drop off a load of rectal snot. Being shut in …
There was a horrible sensation down in the depth. There was no hope for me, no way to prep. A …
I literally just took a shit in the shower. All I needed was some water to sprout my brown flower. …
In the middle of the night it strikes. A vicious fecal attack no one likes. The kind that gives your …
I’ve so much anger deep I side, and it’s about to blast from out my hide. Nuggets of rage and …
Something was wrong south of the border. I could tell by my pungent and moist ripsnorter. The temperature was spicy …
Ready to dunk the donut of disgrace. Clench your fists and pull a mean face. Grit your teeth and shake …
As the foul stench creeps over the public toilets of Hoppers Crossing, as the stale piss reaches my nostrils, I …
Thursday is here and you know what it means? I’ll unleash a brown spray fueled by baked beans. This day …
I think I just prolapsed my chute, that stinky tunnel from which you poop. I felt tremendous pain due to …
Squeeze out the brown cheese. Give a sequel if it does please. But I shoulda left it in a ditch. …