A Meaty Brown Stew
This meaty brown stew, in the form of my poo. Its look and smell, sadly too well I knew. As …
The Juice is Loose
My butthole is wide, my butthole is loose. When I dump I don’t feel the juice. It slips out below, …
Bad Barista Brew
Here’s a terrible story from my butthole to you. About a white choc coffee turned hellish goo. I dunno what …
One in The Oven
Something in my gut weighs a tonne. You could say I’m cooking a brown bun. But my internal oven is …
Fire in The Hole!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!! I just blew out the bowl! It was an explosive shit. The porcelain took the hit. …
Shameful Exit
Valve wide open, the pressure applied. Spackling the bowl of my porcelain ride. Squeeze and pinch, grunt and wince-making ungodly …
Fast Food Fecal Frenzy
Gobble down that Pizza Hut. Then let it brew within your gut. Soon you’ll open your back pocket. And blast …
Painful Brown Birth
I just gave a painful brown birth. It split me apart, with it’s wide girth. When it landed into the …
