A Searing Hot Wound
I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …
I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …
I was sitting down minding my own business… When my bowels became restless did fidget. A trump did sound… a …
First thing in the morn… Something wicked began to spawn. I could feel the dangerous mass slowly build. By my …
While eating an oily garden salad… My ass trumpeted a stinky ballad. Regarding the scent, I was not a fan. …
My ass is firing on all cylinders! Impact is felt by all New Zealanders! This message comes as a stern …
There once was a time when pooetry was easy. I’d just planted my cheeks and the rhymes came sleazy. But …
It was time for bed when I got the alert… I needed the toilet fast before my ass went berserk. …
My nostril twitched at something unusual… It was the hideous stench of a fecal funeral. I had casually strolled out …
I just popped off a stinky, from my rear pinky. Now to release the source with a brown eye winky. …
You will be amiss. If you take a big sniff. You will feel aghast. Inhaling this blast. And your innards …
I got a warning. Early this morning. That something was wrong. with a foul smell so strong. With a spring …
The moment has arrived, it’s finally here. A bog brewing for hours of that I now fear. No wind, no …