An Unthinkable Poosaster
Oh my goodness! The unthinkable has happened. There’s a major malfunction where I do my crappin’. The throne… she’s broken! …
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The Throne of Management
I’ve just discovered the manager’s throne! Such a wonderous facility I’ve never known! There is no comparison, this throne is …
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Bedtime Horror
It was time for bed when I got the alert… I needed the toilet fast before my ass went berserk. …
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Rectaliation
It is hereby my duty to uphold the sacred doodie. The ancient tradition of making brown smoothie. But also to …
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Volcanic Hazard
The throne shined white, whiter than snow… But soon that would change, it would lose its glow. Something was brewing …
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At This Moment
At this moment on the toilet, I sit. I grunt and I groan, having a shit fit. Finally the nugget …
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The Fecal Dungeon of Doom
Struggling with the girth of a ghastly behemoth. I pushed and pushed and began to screamoth. What was inside refused …
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Got The Life
Undigested bits. Float around the toilet bowl. Is this too corny? By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet
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Flossing The Brown Canyon
I’m sitting here in disbelief. The following event was not brief. At my job, I was doing my work… When …
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Unholy Shiz
Oh, dear Lord in Heaven, what did I just birth? If stink had a value, highly this would be worth! …
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Heavy Weight Title
Slowly I staggered away from the table… The weight in my gut made my legs unstable. I’d downed too much …
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Down South
Way down south they have a special sauce. It can fill your undies with pooper’s remorse. Not for the tame, …
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Christening Redux
So Papa Poosepi had a New Job Christening. I betcha he didn’t leave the toilet glistening. Knowing him, I imagine …
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On The Cusp
On the cusp of all the guests arriving… A brown unloading, I was not desiring. But lo and behold, I …
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A Southern Itch
I have this itch down below. It’s where hands should never go. This damn itch must be located. Maybe it’s …
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Poo Ohm Bomb
I am the Zen master of taking dumps. Each nugget splashes in with a thump. I centre my being and …
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Not Enough Shitters
There’s only two cubicles in this joint. Lack of facilities is the case in point. This is where I work, …
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