The Horrible Mud Hog
I’m out on a stroll, walking my dog. Feeling pretty good, I have a little jog. The sun is out, …
The Scent of Evil
I detect a most vile scent in the air. It’s mean and cruel and does not care. I regret inhaling …
Green, Amber, Red, BROWN!
Last night I ate something quite average. Now I feel an inner rumbling so savage. Going in, the taste was …
Pizza Poop
I just greedily gobbled down an entire pizza. It was loaded with lots-a delicious meats-a. Not to mention many ingredients …
A Spilt Cup
There is a horrible funk emanating from my porcelain throne. Something has upset my stomach with a sickening groan. The …
BBQ From Hell
Oh my fricken good glaven! My butthole is really misbehavin’. The reason for this deuce that’s mean. Today I drank …
In The Nick of Time
I made it home just in the nick time. My stomach growling, my bowels primed. I just sat down and …
Greasy Caper
Oh the sheer magnitude, of this bog that is quite rude. I raced to plant my hairy cheeks, what was …
Morning Gory
It was that time for morning glory. With how my stomach felt I knew it would be gory. My stomach …
