Meteorite Madness: Part 1
Last night what I shat left me floored. I think it was a brown alien horde. Or maybe a comet, …
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The Brown Gherkin
A sudden pain in the guts was the first warning. Then a trumpet announced a bog was spawning. Out it spewed …
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Compacted Stool
Here is a story about a stealthy brown attack. The battle took place within my own crack. I foolishly delayed …
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Firing On All Cylinders!
My ass is firing on all cylinders! Impact is felt by all New Zealanders! This message comes as a stern …
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Poopy-Prank
This rancid poop I’ve created… Was born of nothing but hatred. I have a reason for this nasty spawning. For …
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Cold Winter Morn
I was minding my business one cold winter morn. When all of a sudden my butt gave a terrible yawn. …
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Abominable Pooman
On a recent trip to Nepal. I had an extra weight to haul. Because I had to poop in a …
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Pandora’s Butt
You will be amiss. If you take a big sniff. You will feel aghast. Inhaling this blast. And your innards …
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Offensive Stink
Such an offensive stink. Just left my hole of pink. It was in no way a warning. Cos I’d already …
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Thick, Pungent and Wet
Such a beautiful day, what a wonderful morning. Suddenly ruined, by a terrible spawning. My coight opened, leaving a gaping …
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