An Unpleasant Outing
I just had an unpleasant outing. Of some sickening sauerkrauting. Allow me take you back to the start. As usual it …
I just had an unpleasant outing. Of some sickening sauerkrauting. Allow me take you back to the start. As usual it …
I have a bad feeling… From a fart I was peeling… It gave a resounding echo. I’ve had too many …
This is a tale to lament the porcelain gleam. Now met its end by lumps of brown and green. Once …
I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …
Pleasant is not a word I would use… To describe the scent of this ooze. Unlike any other dump I’ve …
Is this a marathon? I think I’ve got the runs… And believe you me this isn’t at all fun. Within …
In the dead of night, I was awoken from sleep. I detected a stench that stealthily did creep. It worked …
Akin to an old mower is my rear. It lurches and splutters into gear. And just now I let rip …
I was sitting down minding my own business… When my bowels became restless did fidget. A trump did sound… a …
Mexican last night was quite the feast. But now I’m harbouring a monstrous beast. To boot, the gas is far …
The bowl is a void where no life exists. All that will inhabit, a swirly brown mist. So, behold the …
I’ve just delivered something smelly and huge. A mighty brown torrential deluge. A monstrosity so vile you wouldn’t believe. Added …
Do you know poops are prehistoric? And no, that question is not rhetoric. Thought to exist in the ancient Brown …
I detect a most vile scent in the air. It’s mean and cruel and does not care. I regret inhaling …
Someone better call a plumber… Because my bowels awoke from their slumber! Toxic waste rained down with tremendous splatter. I’m …
It is hereby my duty to uphold the sacred doodie. The ancient tradition of making brown smoothie. But also to …
Casually I lifted the lid and what did I find? Something that scared my naive behind. It was a colossal …