How Many Times?
How many times should I wipe? This isn’t a complaint nor a gripe. You see, I lose track of the …
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Oh The Joys
I really like to take a poo. There’s nothing else I’d rather do. It’s very peaceful while you wait. It’s …
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The Poolantic Ocean
Here I sit upon the throne… Soon to the ocean, my bowels will be known. Before long a mighty eruption. …
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Nutty Butt: Part I
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. A food barrage demands bowels defend. I’ve fallen victim to many …
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Sworn Doodie
So I go to the loo and what do I see? Someone had been right before me. The seat was …
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1 + 1 = POO!
The fuel for this bog is awfully strong. I have attempted something so very wrong. I did not flush the …
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Those Still Loyal
This shit was cast with mindless aggression. I’d hoped it would calm, with some suppression. But too much anger from …
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The Raging Storm
My eye of brown began to weep, as a toxic gas began to seep. Something has made my coight quite …
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A Penny in The Pudd (Rhyme With Wood)
There was a penny in the pudd. From my bowels exploded mud. It caused me pain as it duz. When …
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A Terrible Seeping
It’s 3am and I should be sleeping. Instead from my coight, a terrible seeping. With an almighty pain, and a …
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A Whippy and A Drippy
It’s my first poo of the day. It’s completely solid and there is no spray. It quite easily began to …
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Putrid Mess
It slipped and it slurmed, a torrenting brown stream. As I released this brown with a devilish scream. Three coffees …
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Poo Battle
I’m in the thick of a poo battle. Brown trophies adorn my mantle. My fallen comrades, beneath me lay. The …
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Smouldering
Sometimes just for laughs, I perform massive rectal blasts! I muster all the energy I can force, Destroying the bowl …
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A Poo Lost in Time
Feels like aeons since I shat. My bowel has grown quite fat. I take the porcelain throne. Release the ancient …
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Solid Chunks
Early morning I started to spray. Solid clumps of brown flew away. Hilarious sounds accompanied this dump. A rectal orchestra …
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A Hole in One
I walked the stairs to go to the loo, the whole time dropping my guts while trying not to poo. …
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A Not So Solid Plan
A very healthy and chunky deuce, made its way out of my caboose. It took a while but it did …
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