Stubborn Brown Chunks
A big blast of urine was not enough. To substitute the power of the flush. Clinging to the bowl’s inner …
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The Calm Before The Storm
This is the calm before the storm. Prior to the unsavoury being born. Everything is peaceful and quiet. One could …
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The Price of Pooping
Why are dunny rolls suddenly worth a bundle? I just need something soft against my grundle. On eBay I saw …
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The Grim Reeker
Laying in wait for the perfect chance… To give you a surprise in your underpants. This ghastly being is known …
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Bad Luck Streak
Today while walking I passed a brown cat. Afterwards into my pants an accidental scat. Back inside I carelessly opened …
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Flossing The Brown Canyon
I’m sitting here in disbelief. The following event was not brief. At my job, I was doing my work… When …
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Planet Poop
Shizhard Wizard again, exploring the poopy cosmos! I’m searching for worlds to deposit my rear compost! With an “ABRA-CRAP-DABRA!” and …
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Chocolate Bar
While I’m waiting by the car. I’m scoffing down a chocolate bar. Above me flies a sneaky bird. On me …
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Erroneous Beef
Inpooduction ? ? ? Folks, I have for you a sickening tale. About how my pants became so stale. It’s …
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