hurt – Pure Pooetry

Continued from Part 1! It’s time to flush, but will the bowl hold? These pipes are a few decades old. …

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Heat Seeking Missile

I’m conducting The Symphony of Stinky, Spicy, Shitey. The foul aroma is palpable and mighty. I’m struck by agony, I …

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No one’s died shooting a stinky air squirt. Yet the one I just tooted really did hurt! It was followed …

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Ever have a turd that was hard to get out? I’ve had many, some monumental no doubt. I’m here to …

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PHOOAAR! What an epic fart! Smells just like a custard tart. It has an aroma so fruity and rich. And …

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Let me introduce you to some friends of mine. Some yellow, some grey, most brown like grime. They’re called Poopeez, …

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What you and I don’t need. Is we shouldn’t have to plead. With a stubborn rear end. Driving you around …

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