No Respect
I’m a couple coffees in when I feel the brown sin. If I don’t poop soon the fecal will claim …
Pure Pooetry
Degrees of Roughness
Ever planted your palm on the opposite wall? While wiping away the brown once and for all? Well, picture this …
Pure Pooetry
Don’t Wipe Back in Anger
I’ve anger in my heart, anger in my bowels. I wiped too hard and released a howl. I’m furious at …
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The Brown Age Mystery
Do you know poops are prehistoric? And no, that question is not rhetoric. Thought to exist in the ancient Brown …
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The Fecal Dungeon of Doom
Struggling with the girth of a ghastly behemoth. I pushed and pushed and began to screamoth. What was inside refused …
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The Loose Bowels
The loose bowels did bleat an unsettling howl… Followed by a spluttering from its wet jowls. I peeked at the …
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The Stinky-Wink
This morning’s dump is unlike any other. A foul stench warns me to run for cover. You see, as my …
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Poseidon’s Kiss
Quite disgusted I am with this turd. It’s so soft and mushy is quite absurd. It wastes no time in …
Pure Pooetry
