A Searing Hot Wound
I can’t handle chilli like I once could. Paprika leaves my nethers feeling not so good. If a meal is …
Chocolate Slurpee
There’s no such thing as a Chocolate Slurpee. Only a backdoor vomit and burpy. It’s not a cool treat on …
The Magic Poorridge Pot
My loo is shattered and gross. It’s certainly nothing I would boast. Yet busting to go I had little choice. …
A Plumbing Mishap
Desperately I fled from my angry pursuers. Yet what I needed were the sewers. Somewhere, anywhere to unleash what lay …
Beat The Heat
I’m not enjoying this toilet session. It’s causing me fecal depression. Normally I feel sweat running down my crack. But …
Rectal Riptide Wreck
My poor erupting spleen was not too keen… For out of the blue came the brown and mean. It blasted …
Onomato-poo-eia: Part 1
Pooping… hear the kerplop. Ass is burning and quite hot. Ahhhh, drop of cool water makes me hop. Clog the …
The Evil Trio – Salsa, Milk, Beer
Playing a stinking tune with my rear. Not quite beautiful music to my ears. Spicy hot steamer bringing on tears. …
Hot as Hell / Satan’s Dinner
It’s so steamy and hot. Like my oiled cracker slot. Out comes a prize winner. It’s Satan’s fecal dinner. My …
Bothered & Hot
This stall is so hot and isn’t fun. It feels like I’m pooing on the sun. The beads of sweat …
