Merry Shitmas!
Here’s a seasonal experience much too awful… I just pooped out a whole Christmas bauble! If it had cracked, I’d …
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Rectal Rush
Something in my gut did not feel good. Clearly I’ve eaten the wrong kind of food. Time was of the …
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A Tragic Flush
We often think of toilets as somewhat good. The place to rid our bodies of digested food. But what if …
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Between The Cheeks
This one goes out to Kirk. A big Pure Pooetry fan who is doing it tough. ❤️ I’m feeling a …
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One in The Oven
Something in my gut weighs a tonne. You could say I’m cooking a brown bun. But my internal oven is …
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Breaking The Seal
I started the day with a mountain of food. Excessive volumes cos I was in the mood. I just kept …
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A Pickle To Crimp
I knew a dude, who ate so much food, his bowels were ready for slaughter. But when pooping time came, …
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Bogsing Day
I’m surrounded by crapping paper, Christmas is over. My belly is full and I’ve got the world’s worst hangover. Yesterday …
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Shades of Brown
I’m gonna haveta sign up to one of these gyms. I’m not dropping enough solid Slim Jims. I’ve been told …
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Monday Morning Stink
The Monday morning stink. Will really make you think. What went through these bowels? Maybe several dead cows. Rectum is …
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A Penny in The Pudd (Rhyme With Wood)
There was a penny in the pudd. From my bowels exploded mud. It caused me pain as it duz. When …
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