The Magic Poorridge Pot
My loo is shattered and gross. It’s certainly nothing I would boast. Yet busting to go I had little choice. …
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Multitasking Gone Wrong
Honestly, I’ve never pooped in a sock… But the opposite might get pipes blocked. Before I sat down to take …
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A Movement To Get Behind
I’m pooping in a far off distant land… Not the usual throne that I demand. A public pooper is where …
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Heavy Dump at Dusk
Sitting on the throne late one evening… I felt a shudder as the brown was leaving. This dump at dusk …
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The Number of The Bog
Menacing fart clouds predict an ominous storm. An ancient evil prophecy is about to be born. Now I’m dropping a …
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Fecal Failure
Here is a terrible tale of a sickening brown fail… When I was pranked by a caca-cocktail. I had just …
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Call a Plumber
Every time I poop its gigantic in girth. Forget the bowl I worry about planet Earth. Hurdling into the bowl …
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Turned To Darkness – Part III
After what seems a millennium The Count has risen. A full brown moon is out and nuggets will be spillin’. …
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Turned To Darkness – Part II
The challenge is made, the challenge is issued. I grab my wand wrapped in toilet tissue. Papa Poosepi has challenged …
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Turned To Darkness – Part I
Darkness fell upon the bowl… As The Wizard arrived to reap souls. He prays on the innocent who have no …
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Call Upon The Poopie Priest!
Pleasant is not a word I would use… To describe the scent of this ooze. Unlike any other dump I’ve …
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Cheese and Dairy
What was once a mountain of cheese and dairy… Is now something gross and scary. I slurped the milkshake, but …
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A Whale of a Time
The skies above are raining cats and dogs. But in my porcelain, it’s a storm of bogs. A wet one …
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Hypootised!
After depositing a dreadful load… And luckily safe in my abode. But upon my face grew a sneer. When into …
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Beat The Heat
I’m not enjoying this toilet session. It’s causing me fecal depression. Normally I feel sweat running down my crack. But …
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Cleanup in Aisle Poo
I’ve just delivered something smelly and huge. A mighty brown torrential deluge. A monstrosity so vile you wouldn’t believe. Added …
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A Few Specks of Brown
My once shiny porcelain is in a sorry state. When I last scrubbed? I don’t recall the date. I don’t …
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Brace For Impact
Clutch the seat and brace for impact. Too long has this stool been compact. And now it’s time to let …
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