Brown Mountain
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
I just dropped the world’s heaviest load. It shook the foundations of my abode. Porcelain is somehow still intact. Despite the …
I just released some Bangers and Mush. Promptly following I pressed the flush! That was a real banger, I promise …
Honestly, I’ve never pooped in a sock… But the opposite might get pipes blocked. Before I sat down to take …
I was sitting down minding my own business… When my bowels became restless did fidget. A trump did sound… a …
My dangler dropped, my dangler did fall. A splash was heard throughout the stall. Then came the sound of a …
It was time for bed when I got the alert… I needed the toilet fast before my ass went berserk. …
The wait was long but I found relief. I was finally able to plant my cheeks. The turd was brewing …
While taking a dump, it caught my eye. Something on the wall, and not a fly. And it wasn’t graffiti …
While I’m waiting by the car. I’m scoffing down a chocolate bar. Above me flies a sneaky bird. On me …
Scooped here this dollop of doo. Certainly not an ingredient for stew. My face screws up from the stench. And …
My day started just like any other. In the loo to birth a brown brother. Afterwards, something was not right. …
My eye of brown began to weep, as a toxic gas began to seep. Something has made my coight quite …