Plunging To Death
I swear this plane just hit some rough turbulence… Just as I blasted away some lengthy flatulence. I’m miles above …
I swear this plane just hit some rough turbulence… Just as I blasted away some lengthy flatulence. I’m miles above …
Akin to an old mower is my rear. It lurches and splutters into gear. And just now I let rip …
The wait was long but I found relief. I was finally able to plant my cheeks. The turd was brewing …
Straight to the toilets after lunch. Undies were in such a bunch. My butt was having a bit of a …
The dude in the cubicle next to mine… Just finished and flushed away his slime. Then I heard him using …
Such an offensive stink. Just left my hole of pink. It was in no way a warning. Cos I’d already …
I’m rushing to the loo, to take this urgent poo! It’s crazy, like shit-flinging monkeys in a zoo. I’m in …
I’ve got the post-lunch rumbles. Gradually my willpower crumbles. Holding it in with all my might. But the brown must …
How many times should I wipe? This isn’t a complaint nor a gripe. You see, I lose track of the …