Plunging To Death
I swear this plane just hit some rough turbulence… Just as I blasted away some lengthy flatulence. I’m miles above …
Abandon Shit!
In my gut, there’s a churning of boiling hot lava. Fuelled by chilli, beans and several cups of java. This …
No Respect
I’m a couple coffees in when I feel the brown sin. If I don’t poop soon the fecal will claim …
Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
The Bog of a Million Riches
The Bog of a Million Riches… Has soiled countless britches. Due to lavish and extravagant lifestyle… And consumption of food …
Turd Times The Charm
Three poops in a day is a bit too much. And it hasn’t helped to soften the touch. My hole …
Clogged Soup
Constipation is downright sucky. Glued fast is the brown mucky. And if you are strapped for time… How do you …
Half Flush or Full?
A monster dump has a very specific need. Into a tiny bowl it will most certainly exceed. Now, do you …
Fowler Brand
There’s a brand of porcelain named Fowler. Made specifically to contain the goo of sour. But when it gets clogged …
