caffeine – Pure Pooetry

I’m a couple coffees in when I feel the brown sin. If I don’t poop soon the fecal will claim …

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Caffeine Volcano

I love drinking coffee, oh yes I do. The only problem is the monstrous poo. After a few cups of …

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I hold aloft this classy brown drink. I foresee in my future a terrible stink. This robust espresso looks quite …

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Here’s a tale about some chocolate slurry, which left my ass in quite the hurry. Caffeine was loaded to work …

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Oh my fricken good glaven! My butthole is really misbehavin’. The reason for this deuce that’s mean. Today I drank …

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Oh the pain of this fiery, brewing turd! Too much spice and caffeine is quite absurd. The cramping of my …

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A very healthy and chunky deuce, made its way out of my caboose. It took a while but it did …

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This is a joint effort pooem between Shizhard Wizard and Count Dumpula! Coffee coffee the magical goop. The more you …

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