Epic Lumpy Brown Stinker

I’m sittin’ on the loo, doing my thing.
Churning out a load but it starts to cling.

A wiggle of the hips might do the trick.
But alas, I think I’m brewin’ a shit-brick.

It must have been that pound of cashews.
I’m not getting a stream of the butt-spews.

So I huff and I puff and blow my own sphincter.
The end result is an epic, lumpy, brown stinker.

Pure Pooetry

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