Apool Fool’s Day

With only a couple hours left of Apool Fool’s Day.
I’m unloading all my poo-pranks well before May.

Don’t take life so seriously, here’s a light hearted joke.
You’re making omelettes but I replaced fecal for the yoke!

You go to flush the toilet but the brown never seems to clear.
I shat in the top deck, now the bowl has a terrible smear.

The old bucket above the door trick is fun.
But not as much when it’s filled from my bum.

And last but not least, glad wrap on the open toilet bowl.
When your shit smears your cheeks cos there was no hole.

Pure Pooetry

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