Brown Happenstance
Something in that milk tasted funny. Now there’s a rumbling in my tummy. A sudden urgency to locate the latrines. …
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I Didn’t Make it
Frantic running to a filled up stall. I gotta go now to answer the call. Doubling over in pain up …
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At This Moment
At this moment on the toilet, I sit. I grunt and I groan, having a shit fit. Finally the nugget …
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Classic Inspiration
Here I sit, my cheeks a parted. Tried to dump, but only farted. I decided to wait till it happens. …
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Porcelain Ruined
This once sparkling porcelain is in ruin. Because my butt did a sickly spewin’. I tried hard to hold it …
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The Evil Trio – Salsa, Milk, Beer
Playing a stinking tune with my rear. Not quite beautiful music to my ears. Spicy hot steamer bringing on tears. …
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Time To Bog
It’s time for a bog! What more can I say? I’ve been baking this one since yesterday! My stink biscuit …
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Lactose Intolerance
Milk and salsa my intestines detest. Plainly obvious by my diarrhea fest. Barely made it to this bowl on which …
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The Fecal Dungeon of Doom
Struggling with the girth of a ghastly behemoth. I pushed and pushed and began to screamoth. What was inside refused …
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Converted To Chum
As I sit and expel the sloshes of Hell. I detect a dreadful wafting smell. I swear I wasn’t eating …
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Got The Life
Undigested bits. Float around the toilet bowl. Is this too corny? By Guest Pooet, The People’s Pooet
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Shameful Exit
Valve wide open, the pressure applied. Spackling the bowl of my porcelain ride. Squeeze and pinch, grunt and wince-making ungodly …
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Custard Fart
PHOOAAR! What an epic fart! Smells just like a custard tart. It has an aroma so fruity and rich. And …
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A Cup of Starbutts
A late night coffee has caused a tussle. My bowel is moving and starting to rustle. Pain is unbearable I …
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Fast Food Fecal Frenzy
Gobble down that Pizza Hut. Then let it brew within your gut. Soon you’ll open your back pocket. And blast …
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Like an Animal
Don’t you hate it when you are out… And suddenly your bowels begin to shout? “I need to poop!”, they …
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