Something in that milk tasted funny.
Now there’s a rumbling in my tummy.

A sudden urgency to locate the latrines.
My bowels bellowed the stinkiest of screams!

Thankfully the porcelain was not too far.
I lowered my cheeks and released the tar.

Without warning my gut did a reverse spin cycle.
The dairy was back for a revengeful reprisal!

But I’d just wiped and done up my pants…
Then suffered a terrible brown happenstance!