I just birthed a thick meaty chud.
It crashed into the bowl with a mighty thud.
The funny thing is it missed the water.
Perhaps because of the prior ripsnorter.
It clung to bowl and refused to budge.
I guess I undercooked the sickly fudge.
So, so sticky was this turd.
But left behind was one little curd.
I gave a wiggle and then a shake.
And then it dropped… a pooey grape.