Something’s Wrong With My Shake n Bake

I just birthed a thick meaty chud.
It crashed into the bowl with a mighty thud.

The funny thing is it missed the water.
Perhaps because of the prior ripsnorter.

It clung to bowl and refused to budge.
I guess I undercooked the sickly fudge.

So, so sticky was this turd.
But left behind was one little curd.

I gave a wiggle and then a shake.
And then it dropped… a pooey grape.

Pure Pooetry

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