End The War on Bogs
The war on bogs has been a complete failure. All it’s pooduced is a terrible rectal flavour. Now and then …
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Papa’s Birthday Bog
Today is the anniversary of my birth. Celebrating, I produce a monstrous girth. Eggs on toast with super strong coffee. …
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DOA: Dumped On Arrival
Rushed to the porcelain throne. Bust out a poo with a groan. Made the delivery just in time. Any later …
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Olympic Dive
Velvety smooth my package is unloaded. Nicely deposited, nothing has exploded. Into the water with a very small splash. 10 …
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Doodoo Dwelling
Hey, would you do me a solid? This bathroom is filthy and squalid. The porcelain is badly in need of …
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Pure Pooetry Incorpoorated
Our shit-shares have sky rocketed through the roof. Thus it’s a good thing our toilets are rustproof. Our porcelain has …
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David and Pooliath
My monstrous oppoonent towers above me, mighty and fierce. I may be puny but his underwear, my weapon will pierce. …
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Pure Pooetry Bookletry
I have a little secret to tell. It has quite a pungent smell. We’re working on a bookletry. Filled with …
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Did I Just Dog Doo?
Dog shit is horrid and has a very distinct aroma. The kind of scent that could put you in a …
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Takin’ a Dump
Hanging with friends when I felt a sudden urge. The kind of a fierce and furious fecal purge. Excusing myself, …
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Papa Poosepi When Nature Called
So there I was all comfy in bed… When nature called and wanted to be fed. Typical for when I …
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Doodoo Dread
Last night’s sleep was bad and filled with strife. And a stink so thick you could cut it with a …
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Something’s Wrong With My Shake n Bake
I just birthed a thick meaty chud. It crashed into the bowl with a mighty thud. The funny thing is …
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Halo of Fire
This regretful dump causes great pain. It’s a spicy one, this hot fecal rain. All that Indian food certainly did …
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Liquid Explosion
A liquid explosion down south has erupted. Leaving a stain in my pants, grossly corrupted. Clenching tightly I hold the …
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Private Brown Eye, John Hazel
I’m pleased to meet you, my name is John Hazel. I’m the detective with the sharp sniffing nasal. I solve …
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Easter 2017
A chocolate egg for you and me. It’s the finest chocolate you’ll agree. Freshly laid and wiped clean. My cheeks …
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Soggy Slather
This soggy slather dropping from my crack. Inside the porcelain it leaves an oily track. To rinse it clean I’ll …
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