My rectum is a little sore. Because I wiped it red raw. Constant visits to the loo. Resulting from runny …

You must keep the fecal flowing. Brown ropes mustn’t stop going. The stink is long, strong and has a pong. …

A recent pooping had an unusual aesthetic. It felt ticklish as though it were electric. The second round gave me …

Like a diamond in the rough. I see more than just gross stuff. There’s pootential in these rhymes. Combined with …

Middle of the night I received the call. Bowels said it’s time for a midnight brawl. Tippy-toe to the loo …

The filth is oozing at super slow mo. Like a broken down soft serve flow. Chocolate ice cream drips like …

Two strikes down and the bases were loaded. It was time for the porcelain to be eroded. I could feel …

I assume the position to make some Milo. I take the throne and begin the low flow. Three huge tablespoons, …

This soggy brown potato mash. Is more a concrete-like hard crash. I’ll need an ice cream scoop. To remove the …

An icy breeze is what I could feel… As my chocolate banana began to peel. About zero degrees is what …

Ate so much I was truly well fed. So much so I birthed a shit head. Leaving it felt like …

My bowels attacked by mysterious forces. Sinister fecal churning and evil causes. This shit-storm brewing is ready to break. An …

I swear this bog is the purest of evil. What is coming out should not be legal. This girthly monster …

Man’s best friend has unique poo. But sometimes it’s a runny stew. Like a soft serve or fruit puree. From …

This is a Pure Pooetry Collabpooration between Shizhard Wizard, Papa Poosepi and Count Dumpula!  Here’s a triple unloading from the …