Creator of Fuming Hatred
A warm breeze came wafting by. And it brought a tear to my eye. But not tears of joy nor …
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A Fistful of Poop
I clench in my hand a fistful of poop. It’s a warm and soft mushy goop. The dog left me …
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Poo Can’t Touch This
As I was wiping I felt something warm. I hoped like hell the paper wasn’t torn. Thin and whispy is …
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Runaway Boulder
It’s best to never tempt your fate. Especially regarding your stinky date. But I’ve just birthed a runaway boulder! It …
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The Ice Cold Greeting
In Winter it’s nice to be all warm and toasty… Especially when taking a golden brown roasty. Man, do I …
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Soft Serve
Warm ooze I slowly drop. Like an evil ice cream shop. From my ass it did plop. Need a shower …
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Storms a Brewin’
One eerie night the wind did blow. The wind outside and the wind below. Outside was cold but inside was …
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The Loose Bowels
The loose bowels did bleat an unsettling howl… Followed by a spluttering from its wet jowls. I peeked at the …
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The Behind Unwind
The weekend is over and it’s time to unwind. So first thing to do is go plant my behind. I …
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Sworn Doodie
So I go to the loo and what do I see? Someone had been right before me. The seat was …
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A Hard Day’s Bog
That’s what I like… peace and quiet. Now I can start my fecal riot! On the seat I place my …
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