Release Brown Sausage
I’m hit with an overwhelming urge… To commit the most dire of purge. This awful feeling has taken me hostage. I must …
I’m hit with an overwhelming urge… To commit the most dire of purge. This awful feeling has taken me hostage. I must …
King Shit rules from his porcelain throne. And I the lowly servant wipe his tailbone. Cleaning the royal dunnies are …
This is a tale to lament the porcelain gleam. Now met its end by lumps of brown and green. Once …
Those nachos tasted awesome going in… But gave me a gas stinking of pure sin. And the cheeseburger loaded with …
I’ve got a brown log stuck in the tailpipe. I can’t remove it, even with a wipe. It only pushed …
Here I squat, dropping you know what. Forcing out a sludgy brown snot. But this one is different, this one …
This damn stubborn poop won’t take the dive. Of the brown the porcelain is deprived. An unloading, my bowel is …
I ask you, is there no greater issue… Than being without toilet tissue? When you’ve expelled the chocolate fudge… And …
At this moment on the toilet, I sit. I grunt and I groan, having a shit fit. Finally the nugget …
A girthy log just left my ass. It shattered the porcelain like it was glass. I had to push because …
This spikey little nugget, on the cusp of it’s debut… Instead of an outing, it’s a stubborn steadfast poo! I’ll …
Another Saturday morning poo. I’m trying to release brown glue. But the tiled floor is a lil chilly. And the …
The trumpet sounds as I plant my cheeks, and my snake like deuce begins to peek. But wait it’s stubborn …