Fowler Brand
There’s a brand of porcelain named Fowler. Made specifically to contain the goo of sour. But when it gets clogged …
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Fat Brown Rhymes
I got my papers and I got my bling. Soon out my anus brown will sing. But I don’t wanna …
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Fecalphobia
Some people have a fear of scat. It’s quite irrational to be like that. A stain on the porcelain makes …
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A Pooetry Collabpooration: Mr. Creamy Shits!
This is a Pure Pooetry Colabpooration between Shizhard Wizard, Papa Poosepi and Count Dumpula! Hi there folks, Mr. Creamy Shits …
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A Stain To Remember
White undies, what on Earth was I thinking? Now my browns are clearly streaking. The marks left here are a …
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Skids Skids Skids
Skids galore, I deplore. Don’t leave that shit on the floor. Dirty stain, is a pain. Making a mess you …
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Time Warp Toilet
Let’s go for a swirl through time! Just be mindful of the fecal slime. All you need is a few …
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The Rage Borry
This day sucks I wish I could turn the page. But instead, I’ll take a borry of rage. It’s the …
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