The Big Brown Boa
A gusty southerly began to blow. Churning the brown seas to and fro. Monsoonal brown rain also fell. Accompanied by …
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Repugnant Rapunzel
An ungodly stink so fetid and sick… Hit my nostrils like a tonne of bricks. A blunt force trauma so …
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Clean Break
This damn log feels jammed. Half way out the shits crammed. If only I had a bogdozer to nudge… This …
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Joining The A-Team
An asshole before me was not discreet. They’ve left urine all over the seat. This makes me so angry, it …
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Anacondung
The inner Mr. Whippy is curled inside my gut. In a moment it will uncoil and spew out from my …
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Jake The Snake
There was a man named Jake. Out his butt crawled a little snake. The snake’s head was clean lopped off. …
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How’d You Like Them Crapples?
This nasty tree bears rotten fruit. The kind that makes your butt toot. Be wary of this crappy fruit tree. …
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Morning Sog
Upon waking this morning I knew something was askew. A sudden and strange feeling that made me want to spew. …
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The Pooper’s Groove
The trumpet sounds as I plant my cheeks, and my snake like deuce begins to peek. But wait it’s stubborn …
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The Fecal Serpent
A long brown jelly snake, left my anus and made the bowl shake. This fearsome creature only seldom seen, from …
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