Doom of The Gurgler!
I just ate four roast beef burgers. Now I’m brewing a monster gurgler. I can feel it stewing in my …
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Someone Didn’t Flush
The last pooper didn’t flush. They left this rancid mush. But this wasn’t their first time. They added another layer of slime. …
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Pooper’s Remorse
This terrible deed, I must confess. Laid by me, in a heinous mess. It sits glaring up from the porcelain …
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Fecalphobia
Some people have a fear of scat. It’s quite irrational to be like that. A stain on the porcelain makes …
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Buttweiser Beer
This pud’s for you! A liquid steaming poo. You won’t get drunk. It’s just rear spunk. This frothy number two. …
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Pooggenheim
There’s a fancy museum, and it’s well known. Mr. Whippy shaped and a brown colour tone. Located in the wonderful …
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Layers of Filth
In the bowl lies a stinky slurry. Made from yesterday’s rancid curry. But before then it was murky meat pie. …
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Dingleberried Treasure
The extraction of this fecal lump. Left my rectum in quite a slump. Dragging out the dingleberry slug. It had …
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Monday Morning Stink
The Monday morning stink. Will really make you think. What went through these bowels? Maybe several dead cows. Rectum is …
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Nutty Butt: Part III
Oh my god, it’s finally happened! The fecal floodgates have awakened! After a serious bout of shitty blockage, My bowels …
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