Pure Pooetry
Cheese and Dairy
What was once a mountain of cheese and dairy… Is now something gross and scary. I slurped the milkshake, but …
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The Sneeze of The Exorcism
Have you ever rushed off to the loo… To unload a much-needed number two? Only to have something violent happen… …
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Stinky Brownout
Have you ever taken a scary shite? The kind that makes you scream in fright? Nothing about the following is …
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Slick n Sick
Here’s a short pooem to make you feel sick. It’s about a dump I took that was quite slick. Squirting …
Pure Pooetry
Like an Animal
Don’t you hate it when you are out… And suddenly your bowels begin to shout? “I need to poop!”, they …
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The Shattering Girth
A girthy log just left my ass. It shattered the porcelain like it was glass. I had to push because …
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Post-Lunch Rumbles
I’ve got the post-lunch rumbles. Gradually my willpower crumbles. Holding it in with all my might. But the brown must …
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Putrid Mess
It slipped and it slurmed, a torrenting brown stream. As I released this brown with a devilish scream. Three coffees …
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