Runaway Boulder
It’s best to never tempt your fate. Especially regarding your stinky date. But I’ve just birthed a runaway boulder! It …
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On The Spot
I’m composing this on the spot. A pooem about my rectal snot. It blasts out with great ease. Pungent stench …
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A Stinky Mistake
I took a quick break, to release a brown snake, but what came out was rancid mush. This awful gooey …
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A Stink To End All Stinks
I just created the world’s worst stink. A reeking that made me second think… What have I done? I feel …
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Call of The Wizard’s Crack: Part 2
The evil Dung Stealer stood poised at my door. I got ready to unleash nuggets of mystical lore. How dare …
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Thick, Pungent and Wet
Such a beautiful day, what a wonderful morning. Suddenly ruined, by a terrible spawning. My coight opened, leaving a gaping …
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Sleuthing Shitting Sloth
Four coffees deep and I’m touching cloth. It sleuths out slowly just like a sloth. The stench is pungent, heavy …
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Coffee Coffee
This is a joint effort pooem between Shizhard Wizard and Count Dumpula! Coffee coffee the magical goop. The more you …
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