The Dry Wipe: Redux
The aftermath of my last massive meal… Left my bowels with a wet and soggy feel. But an odd thing …
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The Great Brown Pointer
You’ve all heard the story of the shark named jaws… Now hear about The Great Brown Pointer named Smores. It …
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The Bog of a Million Riches
The Bog of a Million Riches… Has soiled countless britches. Due to lavish and extravagant lifestyle… And consumption of food …
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The Yuleturd Log
It was Christmas eve and all was well. Except for my gut, it began to swell. I knew it was time, …
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A Terrible Seeping
It’s 3am and I should be sleeping. Instead from my coight, a terrible seeping. With an almighty pain, and a …
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Smouldering
Sometimes just for laughs, I perform massive rectal blasts! I muster all the energy I can force, Destroying the bowl …
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