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The Great Brown Pointer

You’ve all heard the story of the shark named jaws…
Now hear about The Great Brown Pointer named Smores.

It breaks the surface tension like a knife through butter.
Nothing can stop the waves from this anal splutter.

It circles the bowl like a brown shark to its prey.
Not opting to strike but to first cause dismay!

Finally, the time has come for a massive kersplat!
No one is safe from this dreaded shart attack!

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