Tootpaste: Redux
My body is a giant tube of tootpaste. Before you ask, no I’m not shitfaced. But I am filled with …
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Upset Stomach
Something has made my gut upset. A brown is brewing, I’m willing to bet! I’ll drink some Eno, then feel …
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Aged To Poofection
This poop has been a long time in the making. For ages, my insides have been baking. And now it’s …
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Custard Fart
PHOOAAR! What an epic fart! Smells just like a custard tart. It has an aroma so fruity and rich. And …
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The Insides
Something’s wrong on the insides. After last night’s session, I cried. I pooped till I was red and raw. My …
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Down in The Dumps
My friend I heard you were down in the dumps. I heard your poop was runny with lumps. So here …
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