Royal Trout
There once was a king on his throne… Who passed a turd of the likes unknown. With a heave and …
Pure Pooetry
This Shiz Does Not Care
You don’t wanna know, you don’t wanna see. This thing that just came out of me. It’s monstrous and epic, …
Pure Pooetry
Sludgy Brown Snot
Here I squat, dropping you know what. Forcing out a sludgy brown snot. But this one is different, this one …
Pure Pooetry
Take The Plunge
This damn stubborn poop won’t take the dive. Of the brown the porcelain is deprived. An unloading, my bowel is …
Pure Pooetry
Aged To Poofection
This poop has been a long time in the making. For ages, my insides have been baking. And now it’s …
Pure Pooetry
The Shattering Girth
A girthy log just left my ass. It shattered the porcelain like it was glass. I had to push because …
Pure Pooetry
Ancient Ass Unloading
It feels like I haven’t taken a shit in ages. This pooem may take up many pages. In fact, I …
Pure Pooetry
Hot as Hell / Satan’s Dinner
It’s so steamy and hot. Like my oiled cracker slot. Out comes a prize winner. It’s Satan’s fecal dinner. My …
Pure Pooetry
