A Fistful of Poop
I clench in my hand a fistful of poop. It’s a warm and soft mushy goop. The dog left me …
Pure Pooetry
Stubborn Brown Chunks
A big blast of urine was not enough. To substitute the power of the flush. Clinging to the bowl’s inner …
Pure Pooetry
My Anus is Aflame
Akin to an old mower is my rear. It lurches and splutters into gear. And just now I let rip …
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A Sickening Sight
I peered into the bowl after a heinous outing. What I saw left my mind doubting. Was I responsible for …
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Brace For Impact
Clutch the seat and brace for impact. Too long has this stool been compact. And now it’s time to let …
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Caught in a Stinky Trap!
I’m fuming and furious! I’m goddamn livid! Locked in a room where a stink was delivered! Woe is me, I’ve …
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Brown Graffiti
Monday morn, the dunnies are nice and clean. The porcelain is so shiny it even gleams. I must congratulate the …
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The Loose Bowels
The loose bowels did bleat an unsettling howl… Followed by a spluttering from its wet jowls. I peeked at the …
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An Ancient Brown Power
After a burger of epic proportions. I had to commit a stinky abortion. And in the bowl lay a foul …
Pure Pooetry
