Christening The Crapper
You may not believe this story that I tell… Because you did not witness the horrific smell. But trust me …
The Shitting of The Damned
Like a slow-moving snail, my poop started to crown. Obviously aware that soon it would drown. It kept its pace …
Mission: Souvlaki
Reporting on the mission, secret agent 002. I had a stealthy and secret job to doodoo. The objective was a …
I Hear You Knocking
I took a poop too big to flush. And regrettably, I was in a rush. Someone was waiting to poop …
The Scent of Evil
I detect a most vile scent in the air. It’s mean and cruel and does not care. I regret inhaling …
An Unthinkable Poosaster
Oh my goodness! The unthinkable has happened. There’s a major malfunction where I do my crappin’. The throne… she’s broken! …
Bedtime Horror
It was time for bed when I got the alert… I needed the toilet fast before my ass went berserk. …
Sacrificial Shizzle
I just excreted a steamy brown broth… It hissed and bubbled in a furious froth. I didn’t mean to deliver …
A Stinky Mistake
I took a quick break, to release a brown snake, but what came out was rancid mush. This awful gooey …
Ready or Not
It’s a cold Monday morning for what it’s worth. And I’m about to deliver a hefty fecal birth. I could feel …
