I’m Out of Order
I have a disease. Well, it’s more of a sickness. I block toilets with turds of mammoth thickness. No matter …
Pure Pooetry
Don’t Wipe Back in Anger
I’ve anger in my heart, anger in my bowels. I wiped too hard and released a howl. I’m furious at …
Pure Pooetry
The Apoocalypse is Near!
I have to ask, is there anything worse? Than incoming flood from the rear purse… You fumble to get your …
Pure Pooetry
What Goes Up Must Come Down
The wait was long but I found relief. I was finally able to plant my cheeks. The turd was brewing …
Pure Pooetry
Shrimp Bogtail
Seated for dinner and much to my delight… I saw before me such a beautiful sight. Seafood as far the …
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Green, Amber, Red, BROWN!
Last night I ate something quite average. Now I feel an inner rumbling so savage. Going in, the taste was …
Pure Pooetry
Bowel Beans
These beans that come from the bowel… Have a stink that is most utterly foul. Opening a can of bean …
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I Spy With My Brown Eye
I’ll tell you a story and believe me it’s true… About what I saw floating inside the loo. Something so …
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Battlefield of Brown
This chud is large and takes up much space. The pushes of agony contorts my face. Its chunks are large, …
Pure Pooetry
